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JMM Studios was created in year 2038 in absolut crappy bar where the last realy man sit together, watching drawn-together and talk about the unconsered times. the time before the moralists stupid pi*****d s***ers take over the world and banned any tolerance stuff.

A group of 300 of the bravest mans (or the most drunk with well formed womans) built a time machine and travel back to your time and because the shitty construction not alot are here now, but they go to Walhalla for a good Thing and so JMM Studios hold there memorise and as Phalanx against stupid stuffed People they are fighting for a censore free world (or more titties, we are not sure)

A.D. "Fix-this-S***" Mynx

Head of this...ehm... specialists. Seams to make all and everything, isn't talky but bites easy

Onur "/b" Schledium

is the Moralist of the Team

and do sexy sounds, Storywriting and declares the f*** to you

Metroid55 "Pedo-Bear" Childmolestin

Leveldesign, Dick-controll, boob-checker and built the scraps together, checks child-approveness

Dan "Cuntcrusher" Pizzalord

Making strange sounds and Noises for the Game, Puttin Pizza in different Vaginas

Reptile-Omen "Top-Quality-Fuckboy" Crippletex

Game-Naming Artis, Brain(-Shit-)Stormer, Try to fly (sometimes call the spanish fly), keeps the sory running and the pornish style up

White "Enlightning Moral" Sunburn Queen

Another Moralist, Embed for the lost souls of the other teammates (seams someones cares about there souls) - yes this team needs a preachess

Commander "Whaaaaat?" Silent backdoor Spy

Quality control or maybe internal backdoor-checker (no one knows), is there or not (if you know he runs), seams to know all but heared nothing.

Zalg00 "Hodor" Anabolic 3-inch Dicktator

Gives the games cry's and strange sounds, quality control for schlonges schlongs + jude controls, prevent racism by make himself target for rasicm jokes (and dick-jokes ^^)

Pyrre "Stonehard" Pyro

Checks to stone colores and know over 1.000 shades of grey by taste. Loves them cold hard and mostly little wetend.

For the first Alpha not all char-modells are created, but this are a selection of the most Important Versions of possible characters in the game.

Source: 1)

We have very high Quality Standards on our game:

- Not less then 1.000 titties

- Alot of dicks (small and BIG ones)

- At least on penis-tower

- A spanky ham statue (or shrine)

- At least USK/FSK18 or blacklist

- X-tra Boob size 5€ DLC (@Banana)

Vorbestellbar für 13,37(@Banana)

A Picture of the tester on the first Play pre-alpha test of the game, you can see on the right.